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Monday, February 22, 2010

Washington, DC Beltway Braces Against Trash for Floods and Zombies

Trash Piling Up In DC After Snow

The US City modeled closest to Castro's Cuba is operating a little more like Qaddafi's Libya.

If that isn't enough, the .25" monsoon that began this afternoon threatens to flood the entire DC Beltway occupation zone with a combination of rain and mountains of melting snow.  And we all know what happens when the snow melts, the signs already dot the outer loop . . .


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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

UK Muslim Leader Complains about Asian Pimps

イスラム教の指導者、アジアの売春リング成功のための政治的正しさのせい
이슬람 지도자 아시아 매춘 고리의 성공을 위해 정치적인 정확성에 앙심을 품고
ผู้นำ มุสลิม blames ความ ถูก ต้อง ทาง การเมือง เพื่อ ความ สำเร็จ ใน เอเชีย โสเภณี วง
زعيم مسلم يلوم الاستقامة السياسية لعصابات البغاء النجاح الآسيوية


Muslim leader blames political correctness for Asian prostitution rings success.

In an unprecidented fit of anti-political correctness, the leader of theRamadhan Foundation, Mohammed Shafiq, complains to the Daily Mail about Asian gangs not being investigated for pimping white girls in the UK.

No zombies were mentioned in the story.

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Muslim Terrorists Seek Exemption from Airport Body Scans

Airport body scanners violate Islamic law, U.S. Muslim council's fatwa says

DETROIT, Michigan -- In a move that could complicate airport screening, a group of Muslim-American scholars issued a religious ruling this week that called upon the faithful to not go through body scanners because the scholars said the machines violate Islamic rules on nudity.


A growing number of body scanners — 450 more of them this year — are to be introduced in airports across the U.S., say Transportation Security Administration officials.

Their increased use comes after the Dec. 25 bombing attempt on an airline over Detroit, heightening fears of terrorism. The suspect in the failed bombing is a Nigerian Muslim.

The Fiqh Council of North America -- a body of Islamic scholars -- issued a fatwa this week that says going through the airport scanners would violate Islamic rules on modesty.

"It is a violation of clear Islamic teachings that men or women be seen naked by other men and women," reads the fatwa issued Tuesday. "Islam highly emphasizes haya (modesty) and considers it part of faith. The Quran has commanded the believers, both men and women, to cover their private parts."
Translation: 'We are being persecuted for our belief that we should be able to blow up your airplanes."
No word yet from the Buffalo, NY Muslim community.



Too bad haji, go pound sand.

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How significant is Mullah Baradar's arrest?

How significant is Mullah Baradar's arrest?
The capture of top Taliban militant commander Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar in the Pakistani city of Karachi is the most important catch for the American CIA and the Pakistani intelligence service since March 2007.




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You are a Military Dictatorship; No, YOU are!

Tone Rising, Iran Calls U.S. a ‘Military Dictatorship’
Iran responds to US with 'no we aren't, you are!'

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Obama Wins Daytona 500

أوباما يفوز في دايتونا 500
Obama vince Daytona 500
Obama gewinnt Daytona 500
אובמה זוכה דייטונה 500

President Obama liked General Motors so much he bought the company and fired the president.  Today, his baby, Chevrolet, won the Daytona 500 with Zoolander impersonator Jamie McMurray at the wheel.

More of Obama's accomplishments since taking office in this video from ReasonTv. Caution: there may be zombies.


Take that Carter, Gore and Arafat!

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