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Monday, February 22, 2010

Washington, DC Beltway Braces Against Trash for Floods and Zombies

Trash Piling Up In DC After Snow

The US City modeled closest to Castro's Cuba is operating a little more like Qaddafi's Libya.

If that isn't enough, the .25" monsoon that began this afternoon threatens to flood the entire DC Beltway occupation zone with a combination of rain and mountains of melting snow.  And we all know what happens when the snow melts, the signs already dot the outer loop . . .


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Sunday, February 21, 2010

Missing Boner

A Boner has gone missing.
If you are a fan of Growing Pains or Star Trek, you will know the name Andrew Koenig.  He is missing, according to friends and family.
Koenig, 41,  played the character "Boner" on Growing Pains and is the son of actor Walter Koenig, who is known for his role as Chekov on Star Trek. Andrew has been missing for a week, according to his dad's official web site. He was last seen in Vancouver on Feb. 14 and never boarded his return flight to the United States on Feb. 16. Celebrities, including Kevin Smith, Alyssa Milano and Sarah Silverman, have put the word out on Twitter. Walter Koenig's site, which shows a recent photo of his son and lists a contact at the Vancouver Police Department, notes that Andrew "performs at The Improv and is a camera operator for Never Not Funny." Andrew's parents say that he was "suffering from depression"  in the days leading up to his disappearance, reports TMZ.  -- Lorena Blas

It is well known how Canadians hate boners.

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Stupid Move


GOP Headed to White House Hopeful But Hesitant
FOXNews.com
Republicans are going to show up Thursday for a meeting on health care reform with President Obama and congressional Democrats, but they aren't going to accept whole cloth a bill outlining Democratic plans that is being posted on the White House Web site Monday.

 Stupid move by the GOP to participate in this Obamaphoto-op.
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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Economists Unexpectedly Surprised

Not sure how it is unexpected.  They are always surprised.

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Tesla Assassins Fail in Air Attack

Assassins from Tesla motors fail to destroy Apple computer headquarters with air attack.
Cover story at the link.

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Stupid Hicks Don't Know What's Good For Them

Washington Post on Democrat Party battle for the hills.

Some off the street responses:

"Don't those stupid hicks know which party respects them?"

"Damn dumb bumpkins.  We gave them PBS and now they do this to us!"

"We try and try to shut down those dangerous coal mines and forest raping logging, now they get uppity."

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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Jeff Gordon Performs in the Olympics

Fresh from the Daytona 500, Jeff Gordon is in his corset and skating in Vancouver, BC, eh?



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UK Muslim Leader Complains about Asian Pimps

イスラム教の指導者、アジアの売春リング成功のための政治的正しさのせい
이슬람 지도자 아시아 매춘 고리의 성공을 위해 정치적인 정확성에 앙심을 품고
ผู้นำ มุสลิม blames ความ ถูก ต้อง ทาง การเมือง เพื่อ ความ สำเร็จ ใน เอเชีย โสเภณี วง
زعيم مسلم يلوم الاستقامة السياسية لعصابات البغاء النجاح الآسيوية


Muslim leader blames political correctness for Asian prostitution rings success.

In an unprecidented fit of anti-political correctness, the leader of theRamadhan Foundation, Mohammed Shafiq, complains to the Daily Mail about Asian gangs not being investigated for pimping white girls in the UK.

No zombies were mentioned in the story.

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Japanese beat American Women with Rocks and Sticks

日本語ロックスやスティックとアメリカの女性ビート
Japanese Beat American Women
In more Olympic volence, the Japanese curling team beat the American team with curling stones and brooms tonight, 9 to 7.

The assailants in order are:
Moe Meguro
Anna Ohmiya
Mari Motohashi
Kotomi Ishizaki (my favorite)
Mayo Yamaura






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White House Celebration


The entertainers are briefed on Rose Garder rules:

President Obama inspects North Korean troops.

A fine dinner was had by all.  Kim demonstrates how well everybody eats in North Korea and urges reunification.








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Russians Assasinate Olympic Sledder Kumaritashvili

Confirmation of his death here.
But you won't see the real story: Nodar Kumaritashvili died Friday by the hand of Soviet Russian assassins.  The new Olympic Assassin Special Team for Former Soviet Republics does not yet have an official name, for good reason.  Without a name they are hard to track down.

Normally, the weapon for a hit like this would be a 9mm Luger to divert attention to German intelligence.  However, since Kumaritashvili was already a luger, a special coating was applied to the rails of his sled to reduce resistance.




ولكنك لن ترى القصة الحقيقية : نودار Kumaritashvili توفي صباح اليوم الجمعة على يد قتلة الروسية السوفياتية. الجديد الاولمبية قاتل فريق الخاص لالجمهوريات السوفياتية السابقة لا تملك بعد اسم رسمي ، لسبب وجيه. بدون اسم هم من الصعب تعقب.



عادة ، فإن الأسلحة النووية لضرب مثل هذا أن يكون لوجر 9mm لتحويل الانتباه إلى المخابرات الالمانية. ومع ذلك ، لم تطبق منذ Kumaritashvili كان بالفعل لوغر ، طلاء خاص لالقضبان لزلاجته للحد من المقاومة.

Но вы не сможете увидеть реальную историю: Нодар Kumaritashvili пятницу умер от руки убийцы Советского русский. Новые олимпийские Assassin Специальные команды для бывших советских республик еще не имеет официального названия, есть за что. Без названия их трудно отследить.



Как правило, оружие для удара, как это будет 9мм Luger, чтобы отвлечь внимание немецкой разведки. Однако, поскольку Kumaritashvili уже Luger, специальное покрытие применяется на рельсы нарты для уменьшения сопротивления.

אבל לא תוכל לראות את הסיפור האמיתי: Nodar Kumaritashvili מת ביום שישי בידי מתנקשים של הרפובליקה הסובייטית. החדש האולימפי Assassin צוות מיוחד רפובליקות ברית המועצות לשעבר עדיין אין שם רשמי, מסיבה טובה. ללא שם הם קשה לעלות על עקבותיהם.

בדרך כלל, את הנשק עבור פגע כזה יהיה לוגר 9mm כדי להסיט את תשומת הלב אל המודיעין הגרמני. עם זאת, מאז Kumaritashvili כבר היה לוגר, ציפוי מיוחד היה מוחל על המסילה של המזחלת שלו כדי להפחית את ההתנגדות.

Aber du wirst nicht sehen, die wahre Geschichte: Nodar Kumaritashvili starb am Freitag an der Hand der sowjetrussischen Mörder. Die neue Assassin Special Olympic Team für ehemalige Sowjetrepubliken noch nicht über einen offiziellen Namen, aus gutem Grund. Ohne einen Namen, den sie nur schwer aufzuspüren.
Normalerweise wäre die Waffe für einen Treffer, wie dies eine 9mm Luger, die Aufmerksamkeit der deutschen Intelligenz abzulenken. Da jedoch Kumaritashvili war bereits ein Luger, eine spezielle Beschichtung wurde an den Schienen der seinen Schlitten den Widerstand zu reduzieren angewendet.
 
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Muslim Terrorists Seek Exemption from Airport Body Scans

Airport body scanners violate Islamic law, U.S. Muslim council's fatwa says

DETROIT, Michigan -- In a move that could complicate airport screening, a group of Muslim-American scholars issued a religious ruling this week that called upon the faithful to not go through body scanners because the scholars said the machines violate Islamic rules on nudity.


A growing number of body scanners — 450 more of them this year — are to be introduced in airports across the U.S., say Transportation Security Administration officials.

Their increased use comes after the Dec. 25 bombing attempt on an airline over Detroit, heightening fears of terrorism. The suspect in the failed bombing is a Nigerian Muslim.

The Fiqh Council of North America -- a body of Islamic scholars -- issued a fatwa this week that says going through the airport scanners would violate Islamic rules on modesty.

"It is a violation of clear Islamic teachings that men or women be seen naked by other men and women," reads the fatwa issued Tuesday. "Islam highly emphasizes haya (modesty) and considers it part of faith. The Quran has commanded the believers, both men and women, to cover their private parts."
Translation: 'We are being persecuted for our belief that we should be able to blow up your airplanes."
No word yet from the Buffalo, NY Muslim community.



Too bad haji, go pound sand.

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Olympic Celebration

Black Bloc Explains Motives in "Communique From Olympic Resisters"
Members of the "black bloc" defended their actions and explained their motives in a press release aimed at denouncing the 2010 Olympic Winter Games. They write:




On February 12th and 13th, 2010, thousands of courageous individuals came together to resist the 2010 Olympic police state and to attack the corporations plundering the land and deepening poverty. We write this communique as participants in and organizers of the black bloc presence at these demonstrations, known as “Take Back Our City” and “2010 Heart Attack.”
The kids spent the day tossing newspaper boxes through glass windows.



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How significant is Mullah Baradar's arrest?

How significant is Mullah Baradar's arrest?
The capture of top Taliban militant commander Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar in the Pakistani city of Karachi is the most important catch for the American CIA and the Pakistani intelligence service since March 2007.




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You are a Military Dictatorship; No, YOU are!

Tone Rising, Iran Calls U.S. a ‘Military Dictatorship’
Iran responds to US with 'no we aren't, you are!'

Belgium Tries to play Catch-Up

Belgium attempts to catch DC in METRO rail safety with one wreck

Monday, February 15, 2010

Why is this here?

The only reason this blog exists is because of this.  Hi Ho france!

Imea, Paris, imche, imshi, Hamas girl

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Obama Wins Daytona 500

أوباما يفوز في دايتونا 500
Obama vince Daytona 500
Obama gewinnt Daytona 500
אובמה זוכה דייטונה 500

President Obama liked General Motors so much he bought the company and fired the president.  Today, his baby, Chevrolet, won the Daytona 500 with Zoolander impersonator Jamie McMurray at the wheel.

More of Obama's accomplishments since taking office in this video from ReasonTv. Caution: there may be zombies.


Take that Carter, Gore and Arafat!

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